Not the Eggs

I know this is maybe a parent share, but I can't stop thinking about it and laughing to myself. Ian was home for a few extra days and when he is home, he makes us eggs for breakfast. Unfortunately, while they do not affect me, my son is a boy and has had the most disgusting gas. Ian told him he was going to stop feeding me eggs. However, it is Weds and they are still here...you would think his messy drawers would match but that is not the case either, BUT the funny part is Ian told me he felt like a trailer trash Dad because he was crying and kept farting Mon night alone with him--LOL!!